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9gag:

I told my husband to play with our puppy more. He sent me this.

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These are my favorite songs that sound in the series. Enjoy! [listen]

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beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

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wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

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knittywriter:

nonymoose:

ultrafunnypictures:

The snowman came out a little differently than expected.

I had to put my phone down I am laughing so hard